I am a Christian. Many of my friends poo themselves also. I would
like to know why such a terrible thing is possible in the world of
God. I have read the bible and I would like advice on this issue.
Are they all going to go to hell, my friends who like to shit
themselves? I will ignore all atheist statements on the topic because
I know that they are evil and that they are all going to hell to burn
forever on the fires of the damned, which I will laugh at. Ha ha!
On Fri, Aug 22, 2008 at 7:58 PM, Stanway <pstan...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I am a Christian. Many of my friends poo themselves also. I would > like to know why such a terrible thing is possible in the world of > God. I have read the bible and I would like advice on this issue. > Are they all going to go to hell, my friends who like to shit > themselves? I will ignore all atheist statements on the topic because > I know that they are evil and that they are all going to hell to burn > forever on the fires of the damned, which I will laugh at. Ha ha!
The idea is that Stanway is a typical bundle-of-contradictions
Christian. What idea is this of yours that a god has something to do
with people espousing Christianity, and who told you that his work is
"patience"? The idea is that Christians (especially evangelicals) are
always "pooing themselves", or some other ridiculous act.
Cormagh
On Aug 22, 8:04 pm, "Doris Ragland" <ragland.do...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Hello , could you explain ? and it sounds like God has along ways to go with
> you ..His work is patience thank goodness for you.
> On Fri, Aug 22, 2008 at 7:58 PM, Stanway <pstan...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > I am a Christian. Many of my friends poo themselves also. I would
> > like to know why such a terrible thing is possible in the world of
> > God. I have read the bible and I would like advice on this issue.
> > Are they all going to go to hell, my friends who like to shit
> > themselves? I will ignore all atheist statements on the topic because
> > I know that they are evil and that they are all going to hell to burn
> > forever on the fires of the damned, which I will laugh at. Ha ha!
I, for one, think this topic hasn't been discussed enough on this
group, and I look forward to a fruitful discussion coming of it. May
this thread grow to be a thousand posts in length.
On Aug 23, 1:36 am, Cormagh <cookl...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> The idea is that Stanway is a typical bundle-of-contradictions
> Christian. What idea is this of yours that a god has something to do
> with people espousing Christianity, and who told you that his work is
> "patience"? The idea is that Christians (especially evangelicals) are
> always "pooing themselves", or some other ridiculous act.
> Cormagh
> On Aug 22, 8:04 pm, "Doris Ragland" <ragland.do...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Hello , could you explain ? and it sounds like God has along ways to go with
> > you ..His work is patience thank goodness for you.
> > On Fri, Aug 22, 2008 at 7:58 PM, Stanway <pstan...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > I am a Christian. Many of my friends poo themselves also. I would
> > > like to know why such a terrible thing is possible in the world of
> > > God. I have read the bible and I would like advice on this issue.
> > > Are they all going to go to hell, my friends who like to shit
> > > themselves? I will ignore all atheist statements on the topic because
> > > I know that they are evil and that they are all going to hell to burn
> > > forever on the fires of the damned, which I will laugh at. Ha ha!
On Aug 23, 4:45 pm, Dev <thedevil...@fastmail.fm> wrote:
> I, for one, think this topic hasn't been discussed enough on this
> group, and I look forward to a fruitful discussion coming of it. May
> this thread grow to be a thousand posts in length.
Yes Dev you are quite right in trying to add some texture to
the subject , I also think that the process of christian
elimination is important to AvC .
> On Aug 23, 1:36 am, Cormagh <cookl...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > The idea is that Stanway is a typical bundle-of-contradictions
> > Christian. What idea is this of yours that a god has something to do
> > with people espousing Christianity, and who told you that his work is
> > "patience"? The idea is that Christians (especially evangelicals) are
> > always "pooing themselves", or some other ridiculous act.
> > Cormagh
> > On Aug 22, 8:04 pm, "Doris Ragland" <ragland.do...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > Hello , could you explain ? and it sounds like God has along ways to go with
> > > you ..His work is patience thank goodness for you.
> > > On Fri, Aug 22, 2008 at 7:58 PM, Stanway <pstan...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > I am a Christian. Many of my friends poo themselves also. I would
> > > > like to know why such a terrible thing is possible in the world of
> > > > God. I have read the bible and I would like advice on this issue.
> > > > Are they all going to go to hell, my friends who like to shit
> > > > themselves? I will ignore all atheist statements on the topic because
> > > > I know that they are evil and that they are all going to hell to burn
> > > > forever on the fires of the damned, which I will laugh at. Ha ha!
> On Fri, Aug 22, 2008 at 7:58 PM, Stanway <pstan...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> I am a Christian. Many of my friends poo themselves also. I would >> like to know why such a terrible thing is possible in the world of >> God. I have read the bible and I would like advice on this issue. >> Are they all going to go to hell, my friends who like to shit >> themselves? I will ignore all atheist statements on the topic because >> I know that they are evil and that they are all going to hell to burn >> forever on the fires of the damned, which I will laugh at. Ha ha!
>> Thanks!
-- ------------------------------------------------ Trance Gemini Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire
On Fri, Aug 22, 2008 at 10:58 PM, Stanway <pstan...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I am a Christian. Many of my friends poo themselves also. I would > like to know why such a terrible thing is possible in the world of > God. I have read the bible and I would like advice on this issue. > Are they all going to go to hell, my friends who like to shit > themselves? I will ignore all atheist statements on the topic because > I know that they are evil and that they are all going to hell to burn > forever on the fires of the damned, which I will laugh at. Ha ha!
> Thanks!
Hi Stan,
Thank you for bringing such a deep and profound issue to AvC.
This topic will strain some but will ultimately flush the crap.
Separate the men from the boys and the women from girls so to speak :-).
Now, let's examine the Problem of Shit in the world...
How does one reconcile the existence of shit with the existence of an omnipotent god who presumably should be able to eliminate shit permanently from our planet thus eliminating the elimination problem as well as the shit problem?
Why does god refuse to do this?
According to Epiconstipatus, who presented the Epiconstipatus paradox the problem can be defined as follows:
""Either God wants to abolish shit, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. If he wants to, but cannot, he is incontinent. If he can, but does not want to, he is shitty. If God can abolish shit, and God really wants to do it, why is there shit in the world?" — Epiconstipatus
Now I've just delved superficially into the Problem of Shit and introduced the Elimination Problem.
I'm sure that a great philosophical mind such as yours will want to dig deeper into the outhouse of yours and other minds on this critical question.
In conclusion, I'd just like to say, that the Problem of Shit and the Problem of Christian Shitting are closely tied to the Elimination Problem in Theoidiocy.
Now, let's see the shit hit the fan ... ;-)
-- Christian Trance
------------------------------------------------ Trance Gemini Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire
On Aug 23, 3:45 am, Dev <thedevil...@fastmail.fm> wrote:
> I, for one, think this topic hasn't been discussed enough on this
> group, and I look forward to a fruitful discussion coming of it. May
> this thread grow to be a thousand posts in length.
I'm looking forward to your deeply insightful comments on this
interesting topic Dev :-)
> On Aug 23, 1:36 am, Cormagh <cookl...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > The idea is that Stanway is a typical bundle-of-contradictions
> > Christian. What idea is this of yours that a god has something to do
> > with people espousing Christianity, and who told you that his work is
> > "patience"? The idea is that Christians (especially evangelicals) are
> > always "pooing themselves", or some other ridiculous act.
> > Cormagh
> > On Aug 22, 8:04 pm, "Doris Ragland" <ragland.do...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > Hello , could you explain ? and it sounds like God has along ways to go with
> > > you ..His work is patience thank goodness for you.
> > > On Fri, Aug 22, 2008 at 7:58 PM, Stanway <pstan...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > I am a Christian. Many of my friends poo themselves also. I would
> > > > like to know why such a terrible thing is possible in the world of
> > > > God. I have read the bible and I would like advice on this issue.
> > > > Are they all going to go to hell, my friends who like to shit
> > > > themselves? I will ignore all atheist statements on the topic because
> > > > I know that they are evil and that they are all going to hell to burn
> > > > forever on the fires of the damned, which I will laugh at. Ha ha!
> On Aug 23, 3:45 am, Dev <thedevil...@fastmail.fm> wrote:
> > I, for one, think this topic hasn't been discussed enough on this
> > group, and I look forward to a fruitful discussion coming of it. May
> > this thread grow to be a thousand posts in length.
> I'm looking forward to your deeply insightful comments on this
> interesting topic Dev :-)
> > On Aug 23, 1:36 am, Cormagh <cookl...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > The idea is that Stanway is a typical bundle-of-contradictions
> > > Christian. What idea is this of yours that a god has something to do
> > > with people espousing Christianity, and who told you that his work is
> > > "patience"? The idea is that Christians (especially evangelicals) are
> > > always "pooing themselves", or some other ridiculous act.
> > > Cormagh
> > > On Aug 22, 8:04 pm, "Doris Ragland" <ragland.do...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > Hello , could you explain ? and it sounds like God has along ways to go with
> > > > you ..His work is patience thank goodness for you.
> > > > On Fri, Aug 22, 2008 at 7:58 PM, Stanway <pstan...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > I am a Christian. Many of my friends poo themselves also. I would
> > > > > like to know why such a terrible thing is possible in the world of
> > > > > God. I have read the bible and I would like advice on this issue.
> > > > > Are they all going to go to hell, my friends who like to shit
> > > > > themselves? I will ignore all atheist statements on the topic because
> > > > > I know that they are evil and that they are all going to hell to burn
> > > > > forever on the fires of the damned, which I will laugh at. Ha ha!
> On Fri, Aug 22, 2008 at 10:58 PM, Stanway <pstan...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > I am a Christian. Many of my friends poo themselves also. I would
> > like to know why such a terrible thing is possible in the world of
> > God. I have read the bible and I would like advice on this issue.
> > Are they all going to go to hell, my friends who like to shit
> > themselves? I will ignore all atheist statements on the topic because
> > I know that they are evil and that they are all going to hell to burn
> > forever on the fires of the damned, which I will laugh at. Ha ha!
> > Thanks!
> Hi Stan,
> Thank you for bringing such a deep and profound issue to AvC.
> This topic will strain some but will ultimately flush the crap.
> Separate the men from the boys and the women from girls so to speak :-).
> Now, let's examine the Problem of Shit in the world...
> How does one reconcile the existence of shit with the existence of an
> omnipotent god who presumably should be able to eliminate shit permanently
> from our planet thus eliminating the elimination problem as well as the shit
> problem?
> Why does god refuse to do this?
> According to Epiconstipatus, who presented the Epiconstipatus paradox the
> problem can be defined as follows:
> ""Either God wants to abolish shit, and cannot; or he can, but does not want
> to. If he wants to, but cannot, he is incontinent. If he can, but does not
> want to, he is shitty. If God can abolish shit, and God really wants to do
> it, why is there shit in the world?" — Epiconstipatus
> Now I've just delved superficially into the Problem of Shit and introduced
> the Elimination Problem.
> I'm sure that a great philosophical mind such as yours will want to dig
> deeper into the outhouse of yours and other minds on this critical question.
> In conclusion, I'd just like to say, that the Problem of Shit and the
> Problem of Christian Shitting are closely tied to the Elimination Problem in
> Theoidiocy.
> Now, let's see the shit hit the fan ... ;-)
> -- Christian Trance
> ------------------------------------------------
> Trance Gemini
> Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
> --Voltaire
